1 00:00:58,084 --> 00:01:00,417 Good morning to all of you, welcome back to Tg2. 2 00:01:00,626 --> 00:01:01,792 You heard it from the headlines, 3 00:01:02,042 --> 00:01:04,792 results in the foreground of the final exam. 4 00:01:05,001 --> 00:01:08,001 Data allows us to speak of an extraordinary year. 5 00:01:08,209 --> 00:01:12,542 In fact, 99.3% of students who took the exam 6 00:01:12,751 --> 00:01:14,417 he obtained his diploma. 7 00:01:30,167 --> 00:01:32,292 Promoted! Promoted! 8 00:01:34,001 --> 00:01:37,459 Promoted! Promoted! 9 00:01:50,084 --> 00:01:52,417 00:01:56,084 the negative record stands out of the Alessandro Manzoni high school, 11 00:01:56,459 --> 00:01:59,042 than with its embarrassing number of failures 12 00:01:59,251 --> 00:02:01,834 qualifies as the worst school in Italy. 13 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:07,167 How long have we known each other, Carlo? 14 00:02:09,667 --> 00:02:10,876 Since the first year of high school. 15 00:02:11,084 --> 00:02:14,501 Classmates. What beautiful memories! 16 00:02:15,542 --> 00:02:16,876 How many times have I handed you your homework, huh? 17 00:02:17,667 --> 00:02:20,042 Aristide, if you remember correctly I was the one who gave you your homework. 18 00:02:22,167 --> 00:02:23,834 As a superintendent, 19 00:02:24,042 --> 00:02:26,042 how do you think I feel faced with this? 20 00:02:26,251 --> 00:02:30,626 And you? You are the principal of the worst school in Italy. 21 00:02:33,334 --> 00:02:39,126 If next year you don't reach 50% of promoted ones of your only fifth, 22 00:02:39,376 --> 00:02:41,209 Manzoni closes. 23 00:02:41,417 --> 00:02:42,042 How does it "close"? 24 00:02:42,251 --> 00:02:45,709 Few members, poor results. And the "Good School". 25 00:02:45,917 --> 00:02:48,751 But what a Good School and a Good School, I have had professors transfer, 26 00:02:48,959 --> 00:02:51,417 I had reassignments of professorships at the last moment, 27 00:02:51,626 --> 00:02:53,876 teachers with wrong assignments, what is it? 28 00:02:54,084 --> 00:02:59,042 This is the list of selected professors by the ministerial algorithm. 29 00:02:59,251 --> 00:03:00,626 New professors? 30 00:03:02,001 --> 00:03:03,667 Everyone blacklisted. 31 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:06,292 - But wasn't he a legend? - No. 32 00:03:07,417 --> 00:03:11,792 At the bottom of the national rankings there are professors with fewer qualifications. 33 00:03:12,042 --> 00:03:14,584 The last ones are those who caused trouble. 34 00:03:15,376 --> 00:03:19,209 And then there are them, those on the blacklist. 35 00:03:20,917 --> 00:03:22,542 But they will be the worst of the worst. 36 00:03:23,334 --> 00:03:27,334 Exact! Do you understand the genius of the algorithm? 37 00:03:27,542 --> 00:03:31,251 Where the best have failed, the worst will succeed. 38 00:03:31,667 --> 00:03:35,042 To the worst students, the worst teachers. 39 00:03:35,667 --> 00:03:36,667 But it doesn't make sense. 40 00:03:49,042 --> 00:03:52,542 World Champion! World Champion! 41 00:03:52,751 --> 00:03:55,542 World Champion! 42 00:04:35,626 --> 00:04:38,334 Don't worry, the spleen is a useless organ. 43 00:04:38,876 --> 00:04:44,542 - One week and you'll be fine. - Parkour! 44 00:04:44,751 --> 00:04:46,001 Damn yours! 45 00:04:48,751 --> 00:04:51,834 Train your body to train the mind. 46 00:05:06,792 --> 00:05:09,042 The real teaching staff. 47 00:05:14,709 --> 00:05:17,709 She would like witnesses to confirm my identity, 48 00:05:17,959 --> 00:05:21,001 but as you know there is no identity without difference, 49 00:05:21,209 --> 00:05:25,626 because identity is identity of identity and non-identity. 50 00:05:26,751 --> 00:05:29,792 Please take it, just keep quiet. 51 00:05:30,001 --> 00:05:30,751 Thank you. 52 00:05:37,584 --> 00:05:41,334 Professor, he can't keep coming back here! 53 00:05:42,459 --> 00:05:44,292 They fired her, come on. 54 00:05:44,709 --> 00:05:48,084 There is also a restraining order. 55 00:05:58,126 --> 00:06:01,459 Therefore, according to the classical description present in De Bello Gallico, 56 00:06:01,667 --> 00:06:05,042 the traditional iconography of the military Roman provides this equipment. 57 00:06:07,417 --> 00:06:11,334 Yes. Skirt, armour and leather and hide helmet. 58 00:06:15,459 --> 00:06:17,751 - Ready? - Antonio Cioncoloni. 59 00:06:17,959 --> 00:06:19,251 Yes, it's me. 60 00:06:19,459 --> 00:06:24,209 Failed the exam 13 times teaching qualification. 61 00:06:24,417 --> 00:06:28,209 00:06:30,376 Istituto Manzoni said? Certain! 63 00:06:31,834 --> 00:06:32,917 Thank you. 64 00:06:34,251 --> 00:06:36,626 I'm a professor! I'm a professor, understand!? 65 00:06:37,042 --> 00:06:39,042 Yes, okay. I'm a professor! 66 00:06:41,334 --> 00:06:43,917 You mean this Doesn't he even have a license? 67 00:06:45,542 --> 00:06:47,167 No. 68 00:06:49,584 --> 00:06:52,001 I'm putting you in a position to win the challenge. 69 00:06:53,667 --> 00:06:57,709 50% of those promoted to high school diploma, 70 00:06:58,959 --> 00:07:00,292 or Manzoni closes. 71 00:07:08,251 --> 00:07:11,251 But it's possible that the vice principal Are you still driving around with this wreck? 72 00:07:11,459 --> 00:07:12,792 Have you heard of any new teachers? 73 00:07:20,209 --> 00:07:21,251 And who is this? 74 00:07:21,542 --> 00:07:25,251 Camilla something. She just moved, he will make the fifth with us. 75 00:07:25,459 --> 00:07:27,209 Did she fail too? 76 00:07:27,417 --> 00:07:28,876 No, a year ahead. 77 00:07:29,376 --> 00:07:30,667 It doesn't last long. 78 00:08:17,292 --> 00:08:19,417 And these would be the seven samurai? 79 00:08:21,667 --> 00:08:24,292 The principal says they are overqualified. 80 00:08:24,626 --> 00:08:27,042 And indeed I am, I can assure you. 81 00:08:29,876 --> 00:08:32,751 A moment of attention, please, gentlemen professors. 82 00:08:33,126 --> 00:08:36,251 I wanted to introduce you your new colleagues 83 00:08:36,459 --> 00:08:39,126 that this year they will take care of the fifth. 84 00:08:44,167 --> 00:08:46,876 As you know, we have a special challenge, 85 00:08:47,084 --> 00:08:50,001 but I'm sure that they will know how to win it. 86 00:08:53,834 --> 00:08:55,209 I hope. 87 00:08:55,417 --> 00:08:58,209 Say no more, principal, we are ready and focused. 88 00:08:58,542 --> 00:09:00,834 Nothing will distract us from our goal. 89 00:09:18,001 --> 00:09:19,334 Good morning. 90 00:09:19,542 --> 00:09:24,959 Forgive this slight delay, but it's not my fault, it's the sandals' fault. 91 00:09:25,501 --> 00:09:27,334 You know, flip flops are very comfortable, 92 00:09:27,542 --> 00:09:31,042 but on the stairs you have to go slowly, there is a risk of slipping. 93 00:09:31,459 --> 00:09:35,417 But today is the first day, and the first rule is to learn to know yourself, 94 00:09:35,667 --> 00:09:37,167 so take a protocol sheet 95 00:09:38,459 --> 00:09:39,876 and write your name. 96 00:09:40,751 --> 00:09:42,084 You have one hour. 97 00:09:43,167 --> 00:09:46,209 - But don't we have two hours today? - Also write the surname. 98 00:09:46,834 --> 00:09:49,709 Sorry, but she's not the math teacher? 99 00:09:53,751 --> 00:09:54,584 Right. 100 00:09:56,042 --> 00:09:57,292 Nerd. 101 00:09:58,792 --> 00:10:00,334 Congratulations, Camilla. 102 00:10:08,417 --> 00:10:09,542 Sorry, professor... 103 00:10:10,376 --> 00:10:12,501 - What's your name? - Camilla Brandolini. 104 00:10:12,709 --> 00:10:15,626 Camilla Brandolini, tell me. 105 00:10:15,834 --> 00:10:19,376 But that's not there a fourth degree logarithmic equation? 106 00:10:20,042 --> 00:10:21,417 It is done at the University. 107 00:10:23,042 --> 00:10:26,709 You see, it's now the end of the year you will have learned to relax, 108 00:10:27,209 --> 00:10:28,542 you will also be able to solve it. 109 00:10:28,917 --> 00:10:32,959 Perhaps. In the meantime, look at it, and reflect. 110 00:10:33,459 --> 00:10:36,042 - About what? - About the fact that you don't know how to solve it. 111 00:10:43,876 --> 00:10:47,917 Many times, in the eyes of others, we don't seem to be doing anything. 112 00:10:48,459 --> 00:10:51,834 Actually our mind keep working, thinking. 113 00:10:52,042 --> 00:10:54,709 Like this we continue to produce knowledge. 114 00:10:54,917 --> 00:10:59,042 Excuse me professor, can I go to the bathroom? To think better. 115 00:11:04,959 --> 00:11:05,876 What is your name? 116 00:11:06,084 --> 00:11:07,751 Pagliarulo. 117 00:11:08,292 --> 00:11:09,584 Pagliarulo. 118 00:11:10,376 --> 00:11:16,501 Here, you see, your companion Pagliarulo is a step forward. Go. 119 00:11:17,542 --> 00:11:20,709 - Thank you, professor. - Learn, Brandolini. 120 00:11:24,209 --> 00:11:26,251 So, Professor Locuratolo, how are you doing? 121 00:11:26,459 --> 00:11:29,751 Well, good, Mr. Principal. The kids are receptive. 122 00:11:30,376 --> 00:11:35,334 Oh, really? Look, I got it his request for twenty-one... 123 00:11:35,542 --> 00:11:37,584 Ah yes, excuse me, there are actually twenty-two, 124 00:11:37,792 --> 00:11:39,959 I need one at home to correct homework. 125 00:11:40,292 --> 00:11:41,292 Twenty-two playstations? 126 00:11:41,667 --> 00:11:45,626 Don't be trivial, they are platforms sensory immersion computing. 127 00:11:47,751 --> 00:11:49,042 But has a quarter of an hour already passed? 128 00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:51,209 - Since when? - From the beginning of the lesson. 129 00:11:51,417 --> 00:11:53,876 He didn't follow the latest studies from the University of Melbourne? 130 00:11:54,126 --> 00:11:57,751 They say a person succeeds to concentrate only 15 minutes in an hour, 131 00:11:58,167 --> 00:12:01,167 so, in everyone's interest, I go. 132 00:12:01,417 --> 00:12:02,209 Where, excuse me? 133 00:12:02,584 --> 00:12:04,959 He won't want you smoking in front of the kids. 134 00:12:07,584 --> 00:12:12,626 'Day. Good morning. Good morning. 135 00:12:12,876 --> 00:12:14,959 00:12:18,626 Good morning, I'm Professor Cioncoloni. 137 00:12:19,209 --> 00:12:22,751 <- But who is he? Chocolates. - Who is he? 138 00:12:23,292 --> 00:12:24,167 First day? 139 00:12:25,042 --> 00:12:26,626 Yes, absolutely. 140 00:12:26,876 --> 00:12:29,167 <�which I should have already done two substitutes, 141 00:12:29,709 --> 00:12:34,126 except that every time I got to school, I was stuck. 142 00:12:34,626 --> 00:12:38,501 In short, I was going back. I will never be able to teach. 143 00:12:38,709 --> 00:12:40,584 Look, it's easy. 144 00:12:40,834 --> 00:12:44,126 Keep in mind that your students they always know much less than her, 145 00:12:44,334 --> 00:12:46,501 and as long as she may feel unprepared, 146 00:12:46,709 --> 00:12:49,042 compared to them he is Zuckerberg. 147 00:12:49,251 --> 00:12:51,334 00:12:55,376 It's the beauty of being a professor, It's all in your hands. 149 00:12:55,626 --> 00:12:59,501 You can question them, suspend them, fail them. Absolute power. 150 00:13:01,376 --> 00:13:02,792 I had always seen it like a mission. 151 00:13:06,792 --> 00:13:08,501 I had never seen her like this. What are you doing here, huh? 152 00:13:08,709 --> 00:13:09,917 Back to class, get in line! To study! 153 00:13:10,334 --> 00:13:11,667 Yes, but now let's not exaggerate, eh? 154 00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:14,834 Less? 155 00:13:15,126 --> 00:13:16,001 This is a neutral zone. 156 00:13:16,209 --> 00:13:19,126 But not in class, In class you are the boss, understand? 157 00:13:19,334 --> 00:13:21,417 - Professor, absolute power. - Absolute power. 158 00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:23,834 Come on, you'll miss the first day lesson from a professor. 159 00:13:24,042 --> 00:13:25,167 - Candies? - Absolute. 160 00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:31,917 Sorry for the delay, Let's make up for lost time right away. 161 00:13:32,876 --> 00:13:34,501 Go to your place miss, thank you. 162 00:13:35,251 --> 00:13:38,042 - No, I really... - No worries, it's already late, sit down. 163 00:13:38,709 --> 00:13:41,167 - Look, I... - He wants to be the first one removed from class? 164 00:13:41,417 --> 00:13:43,251 - No. - Come, go, go. 165 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,834 Good morning everyone, I'm Professor Cioncoloni, 166 00:13:57,084 --> 00:13:58,292 your history teacher. 167 00:13:58,501 --> 00:14:01,292 This year we will focus on the figure of Julius Caesar. 168 00:14:01,501 --> 00:14:03,459 Again? We've already done this before. 169 00:14:06,042 --> 00:14:09,542 44 BC, February, Valentine's Day, 170 00:14:09,751 --> 00:14:10,876 not a random day, guys. 171 00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:13,876 Because that's where it starts from our love affair with history. 172 00:14:14,084 --> 00:14:16,209 That's the day, in fact, in which Julius Caesar... 173 00:14:19,167 --> 00:14:22,667 I am Professor De Maria, and I teach Latin. 174 00:14:24,126 --> 00:14:25,626 And this is the IV B. 175 00:14:25,917 --> 00:14:26,792 The IV? 176 00:14:27,001 --> 00:14:29,792 I think you're in the wrong room, Professor. 177 00:14:30,001 --> 00:14:31,334 She seemed too old to me. 178 00:14:32,751 --> 00:14:34,042 - Okay, you understand. - No. 179 00:14:34,834 --> 00:14:37,626 Good morning everyone guys, and sorry for the inconvenience, goodbye! 180 00:14:39,167 --> 00:14:40,167 Well. 181 00:14:44,959 --> 00:14:46,834 Quiet please, sit down! 182 00:14:51,876 --> 00:14:56,626 - Good morning. - Introduce yourself. You. 183 00:14:58,126 --> 00:14:59,376 Me? 184 00:15:00,251 --> 00:15:06,376 My name is Andrea, and I am eighteen years old. 185 00:15:08,542 --> 00:15:13,042 I am eighteen! Next. You. 186 00:15:13,501 --> 00:15:16,084 - He says to you. - No, to you. Him or him? 187 00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:20,667 Calm down, I'm unarmed. 188 00:15:21,542 --> 00:15:22,751 Who are you? 189 00:15:23,459 --> 00:15:26,292 - Nice to meet you, I'm Luca. - In English! 190 00:15:26,667 --> 00:15:29,376 Okay, in English. I am Luca. 191 00:15:33,042 --> 00:15:34,501 Why are you late? 192 00:15:34,709 --> 00:15:38,042 Because I was singing in the rain, 193 00:15:42,167 --> 00:15:43,667 and... pen is on the table. 194 00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:44,792 Everyone on the ground! 195 00:15:48,626 --> 00:15:53,084 00:15:57,334 I am not just a professor of physical education. 197 00:15:57,917 --> 00:15:59,542 It will bring out the warrior in you. 198 00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:08,042 For example, you, "fat guy", "ball of lard", "whale", 199 00:16:10,042 --> 00:16:12,126 shall we stop being called that? 200 00:16:13,126 --> 00:16:18,751 See that tree over there? Get on it. 201 00:16:20,292 --> 00:16:21,209 Now. 202 00:16:27,209 --> 00:16:30,584 - You. - I? 203 00:16:31,292 --> 00:16:32,459 Yes. 204 00:16:34,417 --> 00:16:40,584 I'm not a teacher, I have a medical certificate. Exemption for serious health reasons. 205 00:16:46,001 --> 00:16:46,917 Nothing is understood. 206 00:16:47,126 --> 00:16:50,292 It's proof that it's authentic, professor. You know how doctors write. 207 00:16:50,876 --> 00:16:53,376 - Eat it. - What? 208 00:16:53,917 --> 00:16:54,834 Eat it. 209 00:17:19,584 --> 00:17:24,084 But why doesn't he speak? And he's been there mixing stuff for half an hour. 210 00:17:24,334 --> 00:17:25,334 Maybe he's mute. 211 00:18:08,626 --> 00:18:09,834 Very funny. 212 00:18:10,042 --> 00:18:11,876 There is a moral code among us students. 213 00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:14,667 Oh yes? Really? Did you write it? 214 00:18:14,876 --> 00:18:18,417 There are rules, Camilla, and today you broke them all. 215 00:18:18,626 --> 00:18:20,792 At school there is only one rule: study. 216 00:18:21,001 --> 00:18:24,126 - I only came to help you. - Thanks, I don't need it. 217 00:18:32,667 --> 00:18:35,209 Yes, indeed It was a little embarrassing. 218 00:18:35,751 --> 00:18:37,251 Here it is, He's the new professor, 219 00:18:37,459 --> 00:18:40,376 the one who exchanged me for a student. 220 00:18:40,626 --> 00:18:43,209 - Colleagues! - How did the first day go? 221 00:18:43,417 --> 00:18:46,334 - I wish it would never end. - I wish it were June. 222 00:18:48,584 --> 00:18:51,792 Look, about this morning, I wanted to tell you 223 00:18:52,001 --> 00:18:55,042 which I don't think at all that you are too old, 224 00:18:55,459 --> 00:18:56,751 that is, at least not like... 225 00:18:58,167 --> 00:19:02,501 Don't worry, don't worry. We will see each other. Let's go. 226 00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:05,376 - Really. - I didn't expect it. 227 00:19:06,792 --> 00:19:10,834 First day of school and we have the first heart on fire? 228 00:19:11,292 --> 00:19:12,876 Don't joke. 229 00:19:13,084 --> 00:19:16,376 I already made a fool of myself this morning, Now you'll be there laughing at me. 230 00:19:17,459 --> 00:19:20,501 If you want advice I would start right away from the calculation of probabilities. 231 00:19:21,292 --> 00:19:22,167 As? 232 00:19:22,667 --> 00:19:24,376 That is, if you want to conquer a woman, 233 00:19:24,584 --> 00:19:27,209 you need to know What are your chances of doing that, right? 234 00:19:27,751 --> 00:19:30,167 Of course, I guess... How do you do it? 235 00:19:30,501 --> 00:19:32,209 PE equals CF over CP. 236 00:19:33,209 --> 00:19:37,376 PE, probability of an event, equal CF, favorable cases, 237 00:19:37,584 --> 00:19:39,876 considering CP, possible cases, clear? 238 00:19:40,751 --> 00:19:44,876 Yes, and how do I know How many cases are possible? 239 00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:49,001 In this case it's very easy, there are only two cases: either yes or no. 240 00:19:50,542 --> 00:19:51,376 I'll see. 241 00:19:52,209 --> 00:19:53,251 Yes. 242 00:19:55,126 --> 00:19:57,126 - He's coming. - Locuratolo, mathematics. 243 00:19:57,376 --> 00:19:58,376 De Maria, Latin. 244 00:19:58,709 --> 00:20:02,459 Colleague Cioncoloni, history, he wondered if you were going out with him this evening. 245 00:20:02,709 --> 00:20:03,751 At dinner, huh. 246 00:20:04,084 --> 00:20:06,501 Then maybe after dinner he can shoot a bit of sex, 247 00:20:06,709 --> 00:20:08,501 which never hurts, right? 248 00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:10,876 Did he say that? 249 00:20:11,709 --> 00:20:14,584 I would limit the answers to "yes" or "no", I would avoid "maybe", "I don't know"... 250 00:20:14,792 --> 00:20:17,542 For a statistical fact, you understand me. 251 00:20:17,751 --> 00:20:19,417 - Certain. - Thank you. 252 00:20:24,584 --> 00:20:27,626 You have some serious problems. You know it? 253 00:20:32,626 --> 00:20:35,417 - Thank you. - Please. This was no. 254 00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:37,334 Exceptional, we're on horseback! 255 00:20:37,542 --> 00:20:39,167 That is, we have eliminated the denominator, 256 00:20:39,376 --> 00:20:41,792 because before it was divided into two, After all, one is not... we're on a horse! 257 00:20:42,167 --> 00:20:44,459 - But do you play Street Fighter? - What is it? 258 00:20:45,667 --> 00:20:48,042 I can feel it, it's going to be a fantastic year! 259 00:20:50,334 --> 00:20:52,917 Look, kids are brilliant. 260 00:20:53,209 --> 00:20:56,792 In high school I built a toy airplane of giant paper that didn't fly, however... 261 00:21:00,417 --> 00:21:02,167 Dearest, how are you doing? 262 00:21:02,376 --> 00:21:06,042 Bad, bad going! It doesn't work, we have to change strategy. 263 00:21:06,417 --> 00:21:07,959 You're the usual pessimist. 264 00:21:08,209 --> 00:21:12,209 The usual grey, sad Carlo Senza Speranza De Sanctis. 265 00:21:12,959 --> 00:21:14,501 >But don't you feel bad about always complaining? 266 00:21:14,709 --> 00:21:17,959 Yes, but... 267 00:21:35,292 --> 00:21:36,751 How many times have they told you 268 00:21:37,667 --> 00:21:40,459 "Let's study the songs, your favorite films." 269 00:21:42,542 --> 00:21:43,417 Would you like it? 270 00:21:45,459 --> 00:21:46,584 Well, forget it! 271 00:21:47,084 --> 00:21:52,501 There is only one way to learn Italian literature: study it! 272 00:21:54,209 --> 00:21:58,417 Everything finds its meaning and significance 273 00:21:58,626 --> 00:22:00,667 through use what do we do with that thing 274 00:22:00,876 --> 00:22:03,084 when we use it, write it down. 275 00:22:06,126 --> 00:22:08,709 Professor, but we can't write like this. 276 00:22:08,917 --> 00:22:10,917 Professor, the desk is too high, I can't do it. 277 00:22:11,126 --> 00:22:12,459 Or is it the chair that is too low? 278 00:22:12,876 --> 00:22:16,334 The chair is lower than the ceiling, but we can't say it's low, 279 00:22:16,709 --> 00:22:18,251 because it is higher than the floor. 280 00:22:18,834 --> 00:22:20,792 - But what are you saying? - We don't understand anything. 281 00:22:28,626 --> 00:22:29,292 00:22:33,459 Even in basketball there is no need of equipment, but only of will. 283 00:22:33,834 --> 00:22:35,292 Come on, let's start again. 284 00:22:37,917 --> 00:22:38,876 You don't laugh at the blind. 285 00:22:39,917 --> 00:22:43,792 - I'm not blind. I'm just short-sighted. - It's the same. 286 00:22:44,126 --> 00:22:48,459 Now I'll show you how you should show respect for your companions. 287 00:22:48,876 --> 00:22:49,834 Take off your socks. 288 00:22:52,209 --> 00:22:54,584 Concentrate, guys. 289 00:22:54,792 --> 00:22:57,084 Prof, read everything here, I don't see the monster coming. 290 00:22:57,292 --> 00:22:59,667 But you can't kill him with brass knuckles, don't you see how it is? 291 00:22:59,876 --> 00:23:03,584 Shotgun, come on. And hide underneath, look... 292 00:23:04,334 --> 00:23:05,501 What's going on here? 293 00:23:05,751 --> 00:23:08,542 Mr. Principal, when will you arrive the material we ordered? 294 00:23:08,751 --> 00:23:10,709 Under these conditions It is impossible to teach. 295 00:23:23,417 --> 00:23:24,584 Hey... 296 00:23:35,042 --> 00:23:36,042 So let's get started. 297 00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:43,251 - Professor, but... - Ah! A talking coat hanger. 298 00:23:43,501 --> 00:23:45,001 I'm not a coat hanger. 299 00:23:45,209 --> 00:23:50,084 00:23:56,876 If you accept this, you understand the difference between meaning and signifier. 301 00:24:25,001 --> 00:24:28,292 Ah! I got you! 302 00:24:30,459 --> 00:24:32,751 But you know that according to statistics 303 00:24:33,209 --> 00:24:36,084 66% of students have smoked cannabis 304 00:24:36,292 --> 00:24:38,417 at least once during my high school years. 305 00:24:44,042 --> 00:24:47,167 Just once, professor? Poor things... 306 00:24:47,751 --> 00:24:50,459 But do you smoke Indica in the morning? But this one sucks! 307 00:24:50,959 --> 00:24:52,542 And then it's a bit light for me, isn't it? 308 00:24:52,751 --> 00:24:56,334 No, professor, it's good, a friend of mine makes it. Wait for the effect to kick in. 309 00:24:57,126 --> 00:25:00,417 I only smoke Sativa, Sivares. 310 00:25:01,042 --> 00:25:04,959 No! How great, professor! Myth. 311 00:25:05,626 --> 00:25:10,459 I remember when I used to collect it in Lebanon, we beat it to make resin. 312 00:25:11,126 --> 00:25:13,959 - Good times. - No! Respect professor, respect. 313 00:25:14,959 --> 00:25:17,959 I take back what I said. This one goes up quickly. 314 00:25:18,167 --> 00:25:20,209 Not bad, not bad. 315 00:25:25,417 --> 00:25:27,626 Luca? What are you smoking? 316 00:25:28,042 --> 00:25:30,167 I? I have nothing! 317 00:25:36,626 --> 00:25:39,251 Youth burned. 318 00:25:41,126 --> 00:25:44,459 It's a blend. Wants? 319 00:26:42,376 --> 00:26:44,042 - If he continues like this, I'll fail him. - Colleagues? 320 00:26:44,251 --> 00:26:47,584 - It's really unbearable. - Colleagues? 321 00:26:47,792 --> 00:26:51,584 - Here's the maniac. What does he want now? - Colleagues! 322 00:26:54,792 --> 00:26:59,292 Sorry, I didn't see the step. Ah! Burn! 323 00:26:59,501 --> 00:27:01,584 And if you continue to harass me and my colleague, I'm reporting you! 324 00:27:02,001 --> 00:27:05,876 But what harassment, but there is a misunderstanding! But what is it? 325 00:27:06,084 --> 00:27:08,667 Red chili pepper of Pizzocalabro. 326 00:27:12,376 --> 00:27:14,542 Cioncoloni. But what happens? 327 00:27:14,751 --> 00:27:18,792 It's you? I can't see, I can't see. 328 00:27:19,917 --> 00:27:21,001 Come this way. 329 00:27:22,042 --> 00:27:23,584 - Everything OK? - Everything OK. 330 00:27:24,459 --> 00:27:29,626 May I know this passion of yours For Julius Caesar, what does it come from? 331 00:27:29,959 --> 00:27:34,751 You see, I see myself very similar to him in many things. 332 00:27:35,084 --> 00:27:36,292 Do you want to build an empire? 333 00:27:36,501 --> 00:27:39,251 What does it have to do with it? Caesar was not just a great leader. 334 00:27:39,459 --> 00:27:42,959 He was a great innovator. A strong, confident man, even with women. 335 00:27:43,667 --> 00:27:47,084 But wasn't he gay? 336 00:27:47,542 --> 00:27:49,334 Do you know what your problem is, in my opinion? 337 00:27:49,709 --> 00:27:52,209 That you chose an approach too direct with De Maria. 338 00:27:52,417 --> 00:27:54,584 I? But if it's you you came up with the formula! 339 00:27:54,792 --> 00:27:57,042 Oh well, it's a tough nut to crack: let's change strategy. 340 00:27:57,542 --> 00:27:59,001 After all, we're talking about mating. 341 00:27:59,209 --> 00:28:04,667 A natural instinct. In this case ethology can help us. 342 00:28:04,876 --> 00:28:07,084 Do I give her flowers? 343 00:28:07,417 --> 00:28:09,792 Right. Like the zebra hermit crab of Malaysia. 344 00:28:10,126 --> 00:28:11,917 And what does he do? Does he give flowers to his partner? 345 00:28:12,126 --> 00:28:13,126 Not really. 346 00:28:13,417 --> 00:28:17,209 More than anything they are seeds of a poisonous plant that stun her 347 00:28:17,417 --> 00:28:19,751 and they allow it to mate with her without problems. 348 00:28:22,334 --> 00:28:24,542 - It seems a bit excessive to me. - Permission, professor! 349 00:28:24,792 --> 00:28:27,584 conquer Gaul to take Rome from you. 350 00:28:27,792 --> 00:28:30,459 - I'm starting to unfollow you again. - Make her jealous. 351 00:28:30,667 --> 00:28:32,167 Huh? 352 00:28:45,292 --> 00:28:47,917 - This school is out of control. - I realize. 353 00:28:48,126 --> 00:28:50,709 Now let's solve everything. But of course... 354 00:28:50,917 --> 00:28:53,334 They do extreme sports during physical education hours! 355 00:28:53,542 --> 00:28:54,709 I'm aware of it, here... 356 00:28:54,917 --> 00:28:56,667 My daughter broke three ribs! 357 00:28:56,876 --> 00:28:58,251 It pains me a lot, really. 358 00:28:58,459 --> 00:29:01,834 And then they spend their time playing to video games, does this seem normal to you? 359 00:29:02,042 --> 00:29:04,959 Please, one at a time because otherwise we won't solve it. 360 00:29:05,167 --> 00:29:07,501 - I am Camilla Brandolini's father. - Ah, our best student. 361 00:29:07,709 --> 00:29:10,501 Yes, and this is your backpack pupil after chemistry lesson. 362 00:29:10,709 --> 00:29:12,376 Yes, allowed, sorry, be patient. 363 00:29:12,959 --> 00:29:16,251 Mr. Principal, the boys have glued the copier again, 364 00:29:16,459 --> 00:29:17,792 I had to prepare the tests for him... 365 00:29:18,001 --> 00:29:20,792 The vice principal will take care of you, here you go. 366 00:29:21,042 --> 00:29:23,542 Come to my office and take my place, okay? 367 00:29:28,834 --> 00:29:30,626 So, shall we be silent? 368 00:29:31,251 --> 00:29:32,626 No, let's be silent now! 369 00:29:33,292 --> 00:29:37,126 Gentlemen, please, one at a time in strict order of arrival. 370 00:29:37,501 --> 00:29:39,876 And let's keep calm, no one died. 371 00:29:42,167 --> 00:29:43,251 Hi, mom! 372 00:30:07,584 --> 00:30:09,001 Now I'll take care of it. 373 00:30:14,209 --> 00:30:15,626 - Good morning. - Good morning. 374 00:30:18,167 --> 00:30:19,292 Who did this? 375 00:30:21,834 --> 00:30:24,501 Scheduled today there is the World War. 376 00:30:24,709 --> 00:30:26,876 No, today I have to explain the conquest of Gaul, 377 00:30:27,084 --> 00:30:30,042 emblem of the conflict between civilizations on our continent. 378 00:30:30,251 --> 00:30:32,417 No, World War II. 379 00:30:33,667 --> 00:30:35,167 So who's talking? 380 00:30:38,584 --> 00:30:43,542 How did the conflict break out? Don't you know? He's not a good professor! 381 00:30:43,751 --> 00:30:45,834 But how dare you? Huh? 382 00:30:46,042 --> 00:30:47,667 What were the front lines? 383 00:30:50,501 --> 00:30:54,417 Rude. Fearful, show yourself! 384 00:30:55,709 --> 00:31:00,042 And which were the belligerent countries? Come on, tell us about it. 385 00:31:15,251 --> 00:31:17,376 You, translate. 386 00:31:20,209 --> 00:31:21,334 Space. 387 00:31:23,209 --> 00:31:24,917 Think twice. 388 00:31:27,126 --> 00:31:29,709 It is... 389 00:31:31,126 --> 00:31:32,001 May... 390 00:31:33,584 --> 00:31:34,584 In fact... 391 00:31:36,376 --> 00:31:38,001 Fantastic. 392 00:31:39,042 --> 00:31:40,251 Wrong answer. 393 00:31:43,167 --> 00:31:44,626 Such is life. 394 00:31:53,292 --> 00:31:54,667 Give me that stapler. 395 00:31:55,584 --> 00:31:57,709 Stop, what are you doing, are you crazy? Do you want to get us killed? 396 00:31:58,167 --> 00:32:01,001 - But she asked me... - In English! 397 00:32:14,709 --> 00:32:20,167 Next time, you together, 20 pages about Beckett. 398 00:32:21,917 --> 00:32:22,751 What? 399 00:32:23,709 --> 00:32:24,501 What? 400 00:32:25,251 --> 00:32:30,126 Beckett... Beckett. You make me lose my pronunciation! 401 00:32:40,459 --> 00:32:41,709 So, is it really broken? 402 00:32:47,876 --> 00:32:51,126 Guys, in this cold can you still follow me? 403 00:32:52,626 --> 00:32:57,042 Well, then page... 404 00:33:09,376 --> 00:33:11,917 - Prof, but it doesn't connect here. - We are offline. 405 00:33:12,209 --> 00:33:14,459 - We're offline, nothing. - Help. 406 00:33:14,667 --> 00:33:17,959 There was coverage until recently. Higher, higher. 407 00:33:18,417 --> 00:33:21,084 It's like someone had screened this room. 408 00:33:26,209 --> 00:33:30,751 So, the poetics of the absurd by Beckett, as I explained to you before... 409 00:33:31,001 --> 00:33:32,709 Camilla please, stop. 410 00:33:33,501 --> 00:33:35,251 But you don't care know how it ends? 411 00:33:35,709 --> 00:33:37,126 But how does it end? 412 00:33:37,334 --> 00:33:39,626 It ends up that now you write this beautiful essay, 413 00:33:40,209 --> 00:33:41,834 and then I'll take a look at it tomorrow. 414 00:33:42,126 --> 00:33:43,084 What do you think? 415 00:33:43,459 --> 00:33:44,584 I am speechless. 416 00:33:44,876 --> 00:33:48,251 Yes, come on, go smoke your flavored cigarettes. 417 00:33:48,459 --> 00:33:51,334 Flavored cigarettes? Where did this stuff come from? 418 00:33:51,542 --> 00:33:55,292 I study, but then I graduate and you stay in high school your whole life. 419 00:33:55,501 --> 00:33:56,751 Flavored cigarettes. 420 00:33:56,959 --> 00:34:00,501 Look, it's not that bad, maybe after a while you can get hired as a janitor. 421 00:34:04,126 --> 00:34:05,167 My father is a janitor. 422 00:34:07,084 --> 00:34:08,792 Excuse me. 423 00:34:13,126 --> 00:34:13,959 Excuse me. 424 00:34:15,292 --> 00:34:18,459 But it's possible that you'll drink it all! Camilla, you are an impossibility. 425 00:34:19,042 --> 00:34:20,917 - Yes, yes. - You are an impossibility. 426 00:34:21,292 --> 00:34:24,417 Well done, laugh a lot It's the only thing you know how to do. 427 00:34:24,792 --> 00:34:26,834 - What do you do? - the study. 428 00:34:27,751 --> 00:34:28,917 To change the world! 429 00:34:30,334 --> 00:34:33,459 You're out. You're completely out. 430 00:34:34,626 --> 00:34:38,292 Well done, well done, study, so tomorrow you get your classic 8. 431 00:34:38,501 --> 00:34:39,167 Also 9. 432 00:34:39,376 --> 00:34:42,959 I have my 2, and what will it be the consequence on planet earth? 433 00:34:43,584 --> 00:34:44,959 None. 434 00:34:52,292 --> 00:34:53,417 Hello. 435 00:34:54,542 --> 00:34:56,334 Ah, this isn't mine. 436 00:35:00,584 --> 00:35:02,042 This goes on the shelf. 437 00:35:50,126 --> 00:35:52,917 - Are you ready? - No, I'm very tense. 438 00:35:54,209 --> 00:35:56,667 Once before a conference I was almost as tense as you, 439 00:35:57,626 --> 00:35:59,501 and do you know what Stephen Hawking told me? 440 00:35:59,834 --> 00:36:01,292 But who, the scientist? Do you know him? 441 00:36:01,542 --> 00:36:05,667 When expectations are reduced to zero, you truly appreciate what you have. 442 00:36:05,959 --> 00:36:06,959 But what does it mean? 443 00:36:07,167 --> 00:36:11,542 That when you have zero chance, getting even 0.1 is a success. 444 00:36:11,751 --> 00:36:13,626 Thank you, you are a great encouragement. 445 00:36:21,084 --> 00:36:23,667 Here you go, bring them to class and I'll be there soon, huh? 446 00:36:26,751 --> 00:36:28,292 - Ready? - Speak loudly. 447 00:36:28,917 --> 00:36:30,126 Cioncoloni here, tell me. 448 00:36:30,626 --> 00:36:33,042 - I'm Venturi. - Hello, Venturi. 449 00:36:33,292 --> 00:36:35,501 - Are you calling me lei? - No, I'll address you firsthand, 450 00:36:36,834 --> 00:36:39,501 - What are you doing this evening? - What are you doing this evening? 451 00:36:40,042 --> 00:36:42,001 - Don't ask, you invite her... - At dinner? 452 00:36:42,209 --> 00:36:45,042 - Yes, at your house. - At my house, tonight. 453 00:36:45,542 --> 00:36:46,501 It's the Venturi. 454 00:36:47,376 --> 00:36:50,001 - And what are you making for dinner? - What shall I make you for dinner? 455 00:36:50,376 --> 00:36:53,584 Don't ask him. What might De Maria like? 456 00:36:55,084 --> 00:36:56,542 Red alert, red alert. 457 00:36:56,834 --> 00:36:58,376 00:36:59,542 The ship? 459 00:37:01,542 --> 00:37:04,167 Hi guys, do you have anything for fever? 460 00:37:05,001 --> 00:37:07,417 Come with me, I'll try to see if I have it. 461 00:37:07,626 --> 00:37:09,376 Thank you. HI. 462 00:37:16,501 --> 00:37:17,417 Paracetamol? 463 00:37:17,792 --> 00:37:18,792 Great. 464 00:37:20,001 --> 00:37:20,876 Paraculo. 465 00:37:21,084 --> 00:37:24,667 I always carry it with me. You need to take it with a little water. 466 00:37:24,876 --> 00:37:28,334 You can also take it alone, but a purifier would be needed. 467 00:37:42,417 --> 00:37:43,834 Sparkling water 468 00:37:45,501 --> 00:37:46,792 and natural water, 469 00:37:52,501 --> 00:37:55,417 same as slightly sparkling water. 470 00:37:59,584 --> 00:38:00,751 I hate to see him like this. 471 00:38:02,626 --> 00:38:03,667 Excuse me. 472 00:38:13,542 --> 00:38:16,417 So, how are these guys doing? 473 00:38:17,167 --> 00:38:19,792 - Let's say better. - Better? 474 00:38:20,167 --> 00:38:22,459 Yes, the grade point average is rising. 475 00:38:22,709 --> 00:38:25,042 Slowly, we have not yet reached sufficiency. 476 00:38:25,251 --> 00:38:28,626 In mathematics all the kids have a 10. 477 00:38:29,376 --> 00:38:34,126 Statistics endogenous and perceptual self-evaluation. 478 00:38:34,459 --> 00:38:35,959 I don't understand, sorry, what does that mean? 479 00:38:36,542 --> 00:38:40,959 I ask them to ask themselves a problem, find a solution, and currency. 480 00:38:41,167 --> 00:38:42,417 That is, do they vote for themselves? 481 00:38:42,876 --> 00:38:43,834 Exact. 482 00:38:44,042 --> 00:38:47,001 Extraordinary! And you? 483 00:38:48,084 --> 00:38:51,126 You're done in the best conditions to teach? 484 00:38:55,959 --> 00:38:57,667 Don't have anything to say? 485 00:38:59,376 --> 00:39:05,001 I would like to use the non-method as a method and have infinity as a limit. 486 00:39:06,251 --> 00:39:09,292 Maybe he meant that we feel limited. 487 00:39:09,542 --> 00:39:11,792 It's okay to be careful, 488 00:39:12,001 --> 00:39:15,209 but experimentation always has margins of risk, 489 00:39:15,417 --> 00:39:18,167 that need to be addressed with imagination and courage. 490 00:39:18,376 --> 00:39:20,876 I had problems with teaching materials. 491 00:39:21,084 --> 00:39:23,792 That is, knowing English today it is fundamental, 492 00:39:24,001 --> 00:39:26,709 they shouldn't be there limitations in teaching. 493 00:39:26,917 --> 00:39:28,042 And what about the story? 494 00:39:28,251 --> 00:39:30,126 How do you understand well what happens today 495 00:39:30,334 --> 00:39:34,084 if we don't know our origins, and on the other hand "historia magistra vitae". 496 00:39:34,334 --> 00:39:35,876 And then it's freezing cold. 497 00:39:38,917 --> 00:39:43,292 So you feel censored, you can't express yourself at your best. 498 00:39:43,751 --> 00:39:48,792 This is very serious. You have a unique talent. 499 00:39:50,459 --> 00:39:54,251 And he won't let anyone to hinder your genius! 500 00:39:54,459 --> 00:39:57,959 Well, "censored" it seems to me a bit of a big word, let's say... 501 00:39:58,209 --> 00:40:01,126 Mr. Principal, she doesn't think like a manager. 502 00:40:01,959 --> 00:40:05,751 But what does he do, he takes sides against his own collaborators? 503 00:40:06,584 --> 00:40:09,751 Which collaborators, Aristide? These are crazy people. 504 00:40:10,001 --> 00:40:14,334 You know how important the mission is which was entrusted to these teachers. 505 00:40:15,001 --> 00:40:19,584 The ministry, the government, the whole country is watching you. 506 00:40:20,792 --> 00:40:25,376 So, starting today, you will have... carte blanche. 507 00:40:58,917 --> 00:41:00,876 Suffer to learn! 508 00:41:06,459 --> 00:41:10,667 Goats! Goats! Goats, goats! 509 00:41:11,167 --> 00:41:14,042 Not even goats you know! 510 00:41:14,251 --> 00:41:15,542 No goats! 511 00:41:21,126 --> 00:41:27,709 I can't believe, I can't believe! 512 00:41:28,334 --> 00:41:31,459 Welcome to hell. 513 00:41:35,792 --> 00:41:38,209 - Professor? - But where is he? 514 00:41:38,417 --> 00:41:39,792 Professor Goliath? 515 00:41:49,667 --> 00:41:52,501 Hey, Luca... Hey Luca! 516 00:41:53,709 --> 00:41:57,042 Luca, get me out of here! 517 00:42:00,959 --> 00:42:02,917 Professor... What do you want to do? 518 00:42:03,126 --> 00:42:05,501 - Hit. - That? - Go. 519 00:42:05,751 --> 00:42:07,042 - Hit. - Ouch. 520 00:42:07,251 --> 00:42:09,126 - Come on, hit. - Professor! 521 00:42:09,334 --> 00:42:10,834 Help! 522 00:42:11,834 --> 00:42:13,042 Help! 523 00:42:13,251 --> 00:42:14,292 What are you doing, Cheeta? 524 00:42:21,584 --> 00:42:24,167 No question was... 525 00:42:25,876 --> 00:42:28,542 - What do you want? - Camilla, please, I don't read, move them. 526 00:42:28,751 --> 00:42:31,042 But why are you pulling my hair? 527 00:42:33,376 --> 00:42:34,917 Please go on. 528 00:42:44,584 --> 00:42:49,709 Focus, guys, stay focused. You must maintain a constant speed. 529 00:42:50,292 --> 00:42:54,292 Travel in a time T an identical space S. 530 00:42:54,501 --> 00:42:57,251 Space divided by time equals speed. 531 00:43:04,959 --> 00:43:06,334 After Caesar's speech, 532 00:43:06,542 --> 00:43:09,542 everyone's mood changed in a surprising way. 533 00:43:11,459 --> 00:43:16,876 In everyone a great desire to act grew, a great desire to fight! 534 00:43:17,084 --> 00:43:19,959 Long live the emperor! Hail Caesar! 535 00:43:20,501 --> 00:43:25,084 Not even the snow could stop the great leader. 536 00:43:26,667 --> 00:43:27,876 Hail brothers! 537 00:43:35,792 --> 00:43:38,709 Space. Space. 538 00:43:43,501 --> 00:43:45,751 - No, the one after that. - Which? This? 539 00:43:46,417 --> 00:43:48,917 No, number 5. Yes. 540 00:44:02,459 --> 00:44:04,251 I said space. 541 00:44:06,292 --> 00:44:11,001 Ugh, you always make me look ugly. Always. 542 00:44:51,626 --> 00:44:56,209 Man was born free, and everywhere he is in chains. 543 00:44:56,709 --> 00:44:58,042 He who believes himself to be the master of others... 544 00:44:58,251 --> 00:44:59,084 Mr. Principal... 545 00:45:00,792 --> 00:45:01,834 They are naked. 546 00:45:03,501 --> 00:45:10,084 They study happiness in the state of nature. Rousseau. And in the program. 547 00:45:19,501 --> 00:45:20,459 What are you doing? 548 00:45:20,751 --> 00:45:21,709 I'm documenting. 549 00:45:22,751 --> 00:45:25,084 These guys are crazy, we have to defend ourselves somehow. 550 00:45:25,501 --> 00:45:28,584 Now I'm posting the video online and then we'll see what a mess breaks out. 551 00:45:28,792 --> 00:45:31,584 Do you know you're snitching? 552 00:45:31,959 --> 00:45:33,959 - You're not listening to me, are you? - No. 553 00:45:34,167 --> 00:45:36,542 - And you'll put everything online... - S�. 554 00:45:37,001 --> 00:45:40,626 And then it's worth doing it well. Go Roberti' send me the base. 555 00:45:43,751 --> 00:45:45,292 556 00:45:45,751 --> 00:45:47,792 557 00:45:48,001 --> 00:45:49,959 to see at the end of the year 558 00:45:50,167 --> 00:45:51,917 559 00:45:52,126 --> 00:45:53,584 560 00:45:53,792 --> 00:45:55,834 except for the lesson 561 00:45:56,042 --> 00:45:57,834 I could be a janitor, 562 00:45:58,042 --> 00:46:00,542 give me an honorary diploma 563 00:46:00,751 --> 00:46:02,376 564 00:46:02,584 --> 00:46:04,459 565 00:46:04,667 --> 00:46:06,667 even the teacher tasted it 566 00:46:06,876 --> 00:46:08,959 the critics' prize 567 00:46:09,209 --> 00:46:11,167 568 00:46:11,417 --> 00:46:13,167 569 00:46:13,376 --> 00:46:15,334 swear you won't get angry 570 00:46:15,584 --> 00:46:17,459 and next year I might try again 571 00:46:17,709 --> 00:46:21,584 Tell me what's the point of despairing now 572 00:46:21,792 --> 00:46:25,876 because I don't study and I hang around with rotters 573 00:46:26,084 --> 00:46:27,876 574 00:46:28,126 --> 00:46:29,959 575 00:46:30,209 --> 00:46:32,167 576 00:46:32,376 --> 00:46:34,501 577 00:46:34,709 --> 00:46:36,167 578 00:46:38,834 --> 00:46:40,084 579 00:46:42,834 --> 00:46:44,209 580 00:46:47,334 --> 00:46:48,709 581 00:46:53,042 --> 00:46:54,792 582 00:46:55,084 --> 00:46:57,126 583 00:46:57,334 --> 00:46:59,001 It blew up 584 00:46:59,251 --> 00:47:01,292 585 00:47:01,501 --> 00:47:02,876 586 00:47:11,126 --> 00:47:12,459 We looked for it everywhere. 587 00:47:12,667 --> 00:47:14,459 He had never been absent without warning. 588 00:47:15,251 --> 00:47:16,334 Oh god, here it is. 589 00:47:19,209 --> 00:47:21,334 Stopped! 590 00:47:22,667 --> 00:47:24,042 Don't do anything stupid. 591 00:47:25,292 --> 00:47:26,334 What does he want to do? 592 00:47:27,834 --> 00:47:28,959 Marketing. 593 00:47:48,334 --> 00:47:51,501 Manzoni High School. Take, take, take. 594 00:47:51,876 --> 00:47:53,084 Welcome, welcome. 595 00:47:53,292 --> 00:47:56,751 Our teachers will be happy to answer your questions. 596 00:47:57,042 --> 00:48:01,209 You will find information material, study programs, brochures. 597 00:48:03,834 --> 00:48:06,709 So, let's see where we are at your preparation. 598 00:48:07,376 --> 00:48:08,626 Ready, go! 599 00:48:12,417 --> 00:48:18,209 What, what is this thing? What is it? What did you do, sorry? 600 00:48:19,626 --> 00:48:22,542 So, this first It's a violation of privacy. 601 00:48:23,959 --> 00:48:26,584 No this is a personal insult. 602 00:48:26,834 --> 00:48:28,417 But he's nice, can you watch it for me again? 603 00:48:29,334 --> 00:48:33,376 Being there is being thrown out, therefore it exists, 604 00:48:33,584 --> 00:48:37,292 and existing is in an ecstatic condition. 605 00:48:37,917 --> 00:48:40,917 Try closing your eyes to better understand this concept. 606 00:48:52,584 --> 00:48:53,792 Wrong answer. 607 00:48:54,417 --> 00:48:57,084 Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! 608 00:49:06,042 --> 00:49:07,001 Next 609 00:49:13,876 --> 00:49:16,292 And these are the materials related to our history course. 610 00:49:16,501 --> 00:49:18,376 - Thank you very much, professor. - You're welcome, goodbye. 611 00:49:24,626 --> 00:49:27,001 There must be some method in your madness. 612 00:49:28,959 --> 00:49:35,751 Professor De Maria. I believe that if we, instead of... 613 00:49:35,959 --> 00:49:41,501 Shh. Let's try and see what happens if I talk a little? 614 00:49:42,792 --> 00:49:45,792 It's incredible, all these people he listened to our piece. 615 00:49:46,334 --> 00:49:48,001 And it's all thanks to you. 616 00:49:48,917 --> 00:49:50,959 Looks like you got it right. 617 00:49:51,167 --> 00:49:53,626 Yes, let's say the intent it was more like teaching, but... 618 00:49:53,834 --> 00:49:56,917 You did very well, you made them all happy, and do you know why? 619 00:49:57,167 --> 00:49:59,876 You didn't obey anyone. You have to let go Cami'! 620 00:50:01,542 --> 00:50:04,084 Go put the beat on, let's give these people what they want. 621 00:50:05,626 --> 00:50:06,459 Go, Luca. 622 00:50:07,084 --> 00:50:08,834 You already know. Pass me the mic, bro. 623 00:50:11,167 --> 00:50:12,584 All hands up, guys. 624 00:50:14,167 --> 00:50:16,209 Let's give to these people what he really wants. 625 00:50:16,834 --> 00:50:18,542 Yes. Everyone. 626 00:50:23,834 --> 00:50:27,334 From the window I see a kite 627 00:50:27,584 --> 00:50:31,209 at the end of the year the word promotion 628 00:50:40,167 --> 00:50:45,584 No more justifications. No excuses. Just you and me. 629 00:50:46,709 --> 00:50:49,959 Oh no professor, they don't fight the boys with glasses. 630 00:50:50,751 --> 00:50:51,501 It's these dicks. 631 00:50:56,209 --> 00:50:57,251 Help! 632 00:50:58,376 --> 00:50:59,251 Help! 633 00:51:08,834 --> 00:51:09,917 Ninth! 634 00:51:26,167 --> 00:51:31,792 But yes, dance, dance, that tomorrow there is the mock exam. 635 00:51:34,376 --> 00:51:36,709 Blacksmiths, how do you do it? to always ruin everything? 636 00:52:20,709 --> 00:52:26,167 In my opinion we are much more than 50%, at least 65! 637 00:52:26,376 --> 00:52:30,751 - Well, then, 68. - Something more. - 69. 638 00:52:40,126 --> 00:52:41,334 4.7. 639 00:52:45,126 --> 00:52:46,209 As? 640 00:52:46,876 --> 00:52:51,876 Only 4.7% passed the test. With permission. 641 00:53:01,626 --> 00:53:03,084 Give me a cigarette. 642 00:53:03,917 --> 00:53:06,167 Less than 5%. Are you listening to me now? 643 00:53:06,584 --> 00:53:07,834 00:53:12,542 The time has come to make yourself understood. I'll give you an address, reach me. 645 00:53:13,167 --> 00:53:15,667 <- And where? - In the future. 646 00:53:42,459 --> 00:53:44,376 Welcome. 647 00:53:46,667 --> 00:53:47,959 What is this place? 648 00:53:48,167 --> 00:53:54,792 This, Carlo, is my school. Come, come, I'll show you the suites. 649 00:53:55,667 --> 00:53:56,917 The classes. 650 00:53:57,167 --> 00:53:58,542 Yes, of course. 651 00:54:02,001 --> 00:54:03,542 Take a seat. 652 00:54:07,001 --> 00:54:08,376 Come on, sit down. 653 00:54:16,959 --> 00:54:18,292 Mute! 654 00:54:21,167 --> 00:54:22,667 Those are the professors. 655 00:54:25,126 --> 00:54:27,917 - I've already seen that. - In a fiction last year. 656 00:54:30,084 --> 00:54:31,042 Are they actors? 657 00:54:31,667 --> 00:54:35,792 We have storytellers who write the lessons, and actors who read them. 658 00:54:36,126 --> 00:54:38,334 It works much better than with the professors. 659 00:54:39,209 --> 00:54:40,626 But how much does registration cost? 660 00:54:41,167 --> 00:54:45,209 A shameful figure, Carlo, a shameful figure. 661 00:54:51,084 --> 00:54:52,542 I invested everything. 662 00:54:56,376 --> 00:55:00,001 But why? You have a good career, you are a provider. 663 00:55:01,251 --> 00:55:05,792 Because I'm tired! You have no idea. It's just politics. 664 00:55:06,751 --> 00:55:12,084 I go to all the meetings, at parties, at parties, I do favors, 665 00:55:12,292 --> 00:55:14,584 I say yes, I laugh at jokes! 666 00:55:16,084 --> 00:55:17,334 But enough is enough. 667 00:55:17,834 --> 00:55:22,084 Thanks to this school, the only thing he will do is count money. 668 00:55:23,417 --> 00:55:28,501 Now I understand, you want Manzoni Shut up, you always wanted this. 669 00:55:29,042 --> 00:55:31,834 So that within kilometers there will only be your school 670 00:55:32,042 --> 00:55:33,376 and the kids will have to pay. 671 00:55:35,584 --> 00:55:36,917 Now you know the truth. 672 00:55:38,084 --> 00:55:41,501 Last year I moved all your teachers for no reason 673 00:55:41,792 --> 00:55:46,792 and this year I altered the algorithm to make you have the worst of the worst. 674 00:55:47,209 --> 00:55:48,501 Why are you telling me this? 675 00:55:48,876 --> 00:55:55,376 Because you are my only friend. And happiness is only real if shared. 676 00:56:08,001 --> 00:56:11,376 Now, turning towards himself, he discovers the fault. 677 00:56:11,876 --> 00:56:15,167 The greater the genius and more deeply he discovers the guilt. 678 00:56:15,834 --> 00:56:17,334 Kierkegaard. 679 00:56:25,667 --> 00:56:28,542 And how you move, you make mistakes. 680 00:56:29,292 --> 00:56:32,417 Indeed. I finally understand you. 681 00:56:36,042 --> 00:56:37,667 Good, what is it? 682 00:56:57,667 --> 00:56:59,126 Greetings. 683 00:57:00,834 --> 00:57:02,917 - Did we all get pizza? - Yes, all seven. 684 00:57:05,626 --> 00:57:09,417 Aren't you leaving, principal? Let's give her a hand. 685 00:57:10,292 --> 00:57:13,001 I'll take care of it, come on. 686 00:57:14,626 --> 00:57:15,584 Open the hood. 687 00:57:20,292 --> 00:57:22,626 Here you go. Here it is. 688 00:57:23,626 --> 00:57:26,292 Wait. Try it now. 689 00:57:29,667 --> 00:57:30,751 And what was needed. 690 00:57:32,417 --> 00:57:34,459 - Good evening. - Hello, principal. 691 00:57:34,959 --> 00:57:38,626 I know Beetles, they have engines behind, but the problems are ahead. 692 00:57:38,834 --> 00:57:40,126 And the tube... turns. 693 00:57:42,584 --> 00:57:43,584 Principal! 694 00:57:43,876 --> 00:57:45,209 Open! 695 00:57:45,417 --> 00:57:47,167 - Soft. - Spring! 696 00:57:48,376 --> 00:57:49,334 Open! 697 00:57:51,876 --> 00:57:53,084 Principal. 698 00:57:55,209 --> 00:58:00,042 Montini... Montini screwed us all. 699 00:58:00,542 --> 00:58:02,667 He chose you one by one, do you want to know why? 700 00:58:04,376 --> 00:58:07,376 - Because you are the worst... - Professors of Italy. 701 00:58:07,834 --> 00:58:12,292 Damn Montini! In short, is it over? Can't we do anything more? 702 00:58:12,876 --> 00:58:14,876 Worse? I have a clear conscience. 703 00:58:15,084 --> 00:58:17,251 Consciousness is always consciousness of something that is, 704 00:58:17,626 --> 00:58:20,917 yet we will remain misfits as long as we keep thinking 705 00:58:21,126 --> 00:58:23,292 that the infinite is better than the finite. 706 00:58:23,501 --> 00:58:25,084 Will you open it for me? 707 00:58:27,917 --> 00:58:31,042 My first year of teaching and the school closes. 708 00:58:54,542 --> 00:58:56,501 We have to cross the Rubicon. 709 00:58:57,167 --> 00:59:01,626 Yes, yes.! 710 00:59:03,459 --> 00:59:04,876 But I can't explain it to you here. 711 00:59:07,084 --> 00:59:08,292 Let's go somewhere safe. 712 00:59:19,501 --> 00:59:23,626 Did I understand correctly? You want to steal the written tests of the high school leaving exam? 713 00:59:23,834 --> 00:59:25,501 - Exact. - And how do we do it? 714 00:59:25,709 --> 00:59:27,542 One step at a time, colleagues. 715 00:59:28,126 --> 00:59:31,167 arrive at the ministry in Rome. 716 00:59:31,459 --> 00:59:34,751 Solved. Here we go with the event bus. 717 00:59:35,042 --> 00:59:37,709 - Which? - There's always one in Rome. 718 00:59:37,917 --> 00:59:41,292 - Demonstration, then Police. - I'll take care of them. 719 00:59:50,001 --> 00:59:51,042 Second problem. 720 00:59:51,542 --> 00:59:54,334 The surveillance service within the ministry. 721 00:59:54,834 --> 00:59:55,959 We need to create a diversion. 722 01:00:02,876 --> 01:00:03,709 All right. 723 01:00:04,417 --> 01:00:07,167 Third problem. Find exam papers. 724 01:00:07,376 --> 01:00:08,667 They will be in a safe. 725 01:00:08,917 --> 01:00:13,209 Safe, right, let's talk about it. How do we open it? 726 01:00:19,792 --> 01:00:21,959 No no, no explosives, thanks. 727 01:00:22,167 --> 01:00:24,834 For me it's child's play. And trust me! 728 01:00:26,209 --> 01:00:27,167 Let's trust him. 729 01:00:28,709 --> 01:00:30,042 And let's trust him. 730 01:00:31,334 --> 01:00:35,376 All right gentlemen, as Julius Caesar would say... 731 01:00:35,584 --> 01:00:36,501 Let's get to work. 732 01:00:39,292 --> 01:00:41,542 Luca! Luca! Luca! Luca! 733 01:00:45,959 --> 01:00:49,709 What are you doing outside of class? Where are your teachers? 734 01:00:50,626 --> 01:00:53,251 Pagliarulo! Pagliarulo! 735 01:00:55,709 --> 01:00:58,792 Madonna Pagliarulo! Cursed. 736 01:00:59,001 --> 01:01:03,167 Look, this is the last... Stop Luca because look, if you run away! 737 01:01:03,376 --> 01:01:05,459 Look, you're getting worse your situation! 738 01:01:06,001 --> 01:01:11,626 You have to stop, Pagliarulo! Pagliarulo stop, look! Luca! 739 01:01:17,167 --> 01:01:20,084 Prof, sorry, I wanted to do it since the third year. 740 01:01:20,667 --> 01:01:25,542 Sitting. I'll make you feel like... 741 01:01:34,251 --> 01:01:36,001 If you move, I'll report you. 742 01:01:57,667 --> 01:02:00,501 Four cheeses. 743 01:02:23,834 --> 01:02:24,834 Oh my god! 744 01:02:50,251 --> 01:02:52,042 - They're stealing the exam. - Who? 745 01:02:52,292 --> 01:02:55,167 The Magnificent Seven are gone to steal the final exams. 746 01:02:55,417 --> 01:02:57,334 - Come, I'll show you. - Principal, excuse me... 747 01:02:57,542 --> 01:02:59,459 Not now, your friend Cioncoloni and his worthy companions 748 01:02:59,667 --> 01:03:01,042 This time they screwed it up big time. 749 01:03:02,167 --> 01:03:05,001 This way, Mr. Principal. I'm not done with you. 750 01:03:05,584 --> 01:03:07,334 Come come. Come! 751 01:03:09,626 --> 01:03:11,709 The Ministry of Education. 752 01:03:14,917 --> 01:03:18,251 Violate the ministry, Mr. Principal, It's not just a crime. 753 01:03:20,667 --> 01:03:21,876 It's sacrilege. 754 01:03:23,251 --> 01:03:26,959 How disgusting! I can't even see it. 755 01:03:27,501 --> 01:03:29,042 But in fact I call the police, 756 01:03:29,251 --> 01:03:31,167 God forbid, look, it's done in an instant. 757 01:03:31,376 --> 01:03:35,126 Right. But first tidy up here, some systems. 758 01:03:35,334 --> 01:03:36,542 Yes. 759 01:03:37,084 --> 01:03:39,584 Technically this would be it a crime scene, 760 01:03:39,792 --> 01:03:41,209 so I would avoid touching... 761 01:03:41,459 --> 01:03:43,459 It's a question of decorum. 762 01:03:44,751 --> 01:03:45,834 Decorum, yes. 763 01:03:46,584 --> 01:03:50,126 There would be the janitor. Because he takes care of these things. 764 01:03:50,334 --> 01:03:54,751 Right, but I want to that no one sees this massacre. 765 01:03:58,667 --> 01:04:01,876 Except you and me. 766 01:04:09,334 --> 01:04:14,084 Thank you, Mr. Principal, that's fine. I do everything. 767 01:04:30,834 --> 01:04:33,917 Anyway, I'll make a phone call to the police I would do it anyway because maybe... 768 01:04:42,209 --> 01:04:43,334 There is no reception. 769 01:04:51,959 --> 01:04:53,292 Luca! 770 01:04:53,917 --> 01:04:54,709 01:04:57,959 There is someone on the other side what do you hear from me, please? 772 01:05:02,209 --> 01:05:03,167 01:05:08,042 Luca, I'll make you pay for this. 774 01:05:48,001 --> 01:05:48,876 A grenade? 775 01:05:50,126 --> 01:05:52,667 But which is the right door? Maurizi, which side? 776 01:05:54,834 --> 01:05:56,167 Yes. Here, the stairs at the bottom. 777 01:06:00,376 --> 01:06:01,167 Masks. 778 01:06:11,292 --> 01:06:12,417 What happens? 779 01:06:12,626 --> 01:06:15,709 Mice. They're chewing through all the ledgers of the archive. Extraordinary maintenance. 780 01:06:15,917 --> 01:06:17,001 Good work. 781 01:06:31,042 --> 01:06:33,792 Yes, but look at these, if you even wear onesies! 782 01:06:34,834 --> 01:06:35,876 Are you looking for a safe? 783 01:06:37,126 --> 01:06:39,126 Eh, I'm sorry but you're late. 784 01:06:39,334 --> 01:06:42,251 In the twenty-first century it seems what's still in the safe? 785 01:06:42,626 --> 01:06:44,542 Every year, every year! 786 01:06:47,667 --> 01:06:48,751 Where is the safe? 787 01:06:49,292 --> 01:06:53,917 Come on and take it off! They have computerized, it is the digital agenda. 788 01:06:54,709 --> 01:06:58,084 Come on, don't worry, you're here Anyway, take a nice trip to Rome, right? 789 01:07:03,334 --> 01:07:04,626 It was all useless. 790 01:07:05,251 --> 01:07:08,126 No, no, no whatever, the tests will be certainly on the ministry server, 791 01:07:08,334 --> 01:07:11,209 we are at the ministry, we use one of their PCs and we enter the internal network. 792 01:07:11,959 --> 01:07:16,292 Yes but where is the computer? We should ask him. 793 01:07:18,126 --> 01:07:19,126 With good manners. 794 01:07:25,709 --> 01:07:28,626 So, what do I write? "Exam tests"? 795 01:07:28,834 --> 01:07:30,834 Yes, yes, right, but first we need to understand where and why. 796 01:07:31,292 --> 01:07:32,709 But we need the page... 797 01:07:33,334 --> 01:07:36,126 Exactly, I can't find it. I don't know, it doesn't work. 798 01:07:37,167 --> 01:07:38,167 No, more... Maybe, wait... 799 01:07:38,459 --> 01:07:40,709 Enough, I can't look at you. 800 01:07:43,209 --> 01:07:44,292 So... 801 01:07:50,667 --> 01:07:51,667 No, you need the password. 802 01:07:51,876 --> 01:07:53,626 There's nothing to do. 803 01:07:53,834 --> 01:07:56,501 I try to use the Locuratolo-Hawkins algorithm. 804 01:07:57,417 --> 01:08:02,709 I developed it in my Palo Alto days. Find any type of password. 805 01:08:08,417 --> 01:08:09,417 Look. 806 01:08:10,417 --> 01:08:11,376 But he is... 807 01:08:22,001 --> 01:08:23,126 Busted. 808 01:08:23,501 --> 01:08:24,667 Come on! 809 01:08:27,751 --> 01:08:30,959 - How do we print them? - Do I have to do everything? 810 01:08:31,167 --> 01:08:33,626 I take photos, one per page. 811 01:08:33,834 --> 01:08:35,667 Go, go. 812 01:08:36,167 --> 01:08:37,334 - Go. - Mathematics. 813 01:08:37,542 --> 01:08:39,417 There is. There are. 814 01:08:39,626 --> 01:08:41,792 Great. A photo to celebrate. 815 01:08:44,084 --> 01:08:46,209 But are you the disinfestation guys? 816 01:08:47,542 --> 01:08:49,501 Anna, will you please release me? 817 01:09:10,626 --> 01:09:12,376 Blacksmiths, already at work? 818 01:09:15,626 --> 01:09:21,459 I spent the weekend locked inside the basement. 819 01:09:24,292 --> 01:09:28,667 You won't be able to open, it happens with these fire locks. 820 01:09:28,876 --> 01:09:32,334 No, it was Luca, he blocked the door. 821 01:09:32,626 --> 01:09:37,042 Fabbri, do you think we can blame the kids for our mistakes? 822 01:09:37,251 --> 01:09:38,709 It was Luca. 823 01:09:39,167 --> 01:09:40,334 And I report it. 824 01:09:40,667 --> 01:09:45,209 I'll have him kicked out from all the schools in Italy. 825 01:09:46,417 --> 01:09:48,459 Listen to me carefully because I won't tell you again. 826 01:09:49,626 --> 01:09:52,459 This is a fundamental day in your life. 827 01:09:53,917 --> 01:09:55,251 Connect your cell phones please. 828 01:09:55,459 --> 01:09:59,001 - Don't tell me you meant it. - Let's go. 829 01:10:00,292 --> 01:10:01,376 It's yours. 830 01:10:04,626 --> 01:10:06,042 Excuse me. 831 01:10:07,667 --> 01:10:08,501 Mom? 832 01:10:09,334 --> 01:10:11,792 I can't come today. Let's do it tomorrow. 833 01:10:13,042 --> 01:10:14,292 Lasagna? 834 01:10:14,501 --> 01:10:16,001 Don't make me say it now though, please. 835 01:10:17,584 --> 01:10:19,042 I love you too, yes, bye. 836 01:10:22,917 --> 01:10:26,876 So, today we will do a new simulation of the exam. 837 01:10:28,167 --> 01:10:29,626 - Again? - Again. 838 01:10:30,709 --> 01:10:35,626 Use books, manuals, the internet, anything to answer. 839 01:10:35,917 --> 01:10:40,167 Yes, the important thing is that you learn good questions. Perfectly. 840 01:10:40,459 --> 01:10:42,376 Precisely precise. 841 01:10:43,126 --> 01:10:47,626 In case they were very similar to those which will appear in this year's exams. 842 01:10:48,251 --> 01:10:51,292 We'll go out in case you want to copy. Um, consult you. 843 01:10:51,501 --> 01:10:53,376 - Good luck. - Good work. 844 01:11:02,626 --> 01:11:04,251 But who is this here? 845 01:11:06,209 --> 01:11:09,667 No okay, Cioncoloni took my phone. 846 01:11:09,959 --> 01:11:10,959 Wait, I'll go call him. 847 01:11:11,167 --> 01:11:13,917 No, no, wait, wait. Let's take a look. 848 01:11:22,709 --> 01:11:26,751 But oh well... They stole the exam papers! 849 01:11:36,167 --> 01:11:41,959 Wrong PIN. But what's wrong with this thing? Well, what happened? 850 01:11:42,376 --> 01:11:43,876 But what are you doing? Ten minutes have passed. 851 01:11:47,376 --> 01:11:51,042 It's humiliating. Did you take us for idiots? 852 01:11:51,417 --> 01:11:53,001 You stole the wrong evidence. 853 01:11:53,376 --> 01:11:54,667 They were the eighth graders. 854 01:12:02,001 --> 01:12:03,042 Third grade. 855 01:12:04,001 --> 01:12:05,292 But we came close, didn't we? 856 01:12:06,751 --> 01:12:09,834 History teaches us to go close winning is different than winning. 857 01:12:12,751 --> 01:12:14,792 What a shame, with all the effort we put in. 858 01:12:15,792 --> 01:12:18,167 I have my niece who is in eighth grade. 859 01:12:34,459 --> 01:12:35,834 They are total morons. 860 01:12:36,042 --> 01:12:38,417 They are heroes. Anyone could be wrong. 861 01:12:38,626 --> 01:12:40,751 But you read it the math problem? 862 01:12:41,001 --> 01:12:42,751 Mr. Gianni raises 600 cows... 863 01:12:42,959 --> 01:12:44,709 That was very difficult. 864 01:12:45,084 --> 01:12:45,959 My mom... 865 01:12:46,209 --> 01:12:49,917 They haven't done anything all year and they think they can solve the problem like this! 866 01:12:50,126 --> 01:12:53,042 But what does it matter to you anyway? You still pass the exam, right? 867 01:12:53,251 --> 01:12:57,167 It's not that, they should help us and instead he doesn't care about us. 868 01:12:57,834 --> 01:13:00,792 He doesn't care if we learn anything, if we study, or if we graduate. 869 01:13:01,001 --> 01:13:03,917 They're right. No one is waiting for us, Camilla. 870 01:13:04,126 --> 01:13:08,126 There is nothing out there for us. And you? What job would you like to do? 871 01:13:09,126 --> 01:13:10,917 - The biologist. - It doesn't matter, you can't! 872 01:13:11,126 --> 01:13:13,959 Everything you expect to find once it leaves here it no longer exists, 873 01:13:14,167 --> 01:13:17,876 the last train left years ago and our generation has lost it. 874 01:13:18,084 --> 01:13:20,959 We are on foot, do we want to at least enjoy the trip? 875 01:13:21,167 --> 01:13:23,292 It's because of people like them if that's the case! 876 01:13:23,501 --> 01:13:26,542 They tried. They committed a federal crime. 877 01:13:26,751 --> 01:13:28,292 There are no federal crimes in Italy. 878 01:13:28,876 --> 01:13:33,834 They committed a crime. And who did they do it for? Do you know for whom? 879 01:13:47,376 --> 01:13:48,417 For us. 880 01:13:53,959 --> 01:13:55,042 They did it for us. 881 01:14:33,126 --> 01:14:38,001 Are you serious? Do you want to give up the professorship? 882 01:14:39,126 --> 01:14:40,209 How much does it change? 883 01:14:41,084 --> 01:14:43,459 Who am I kidding? I'm not a professor. 884 01:14:43,667 --> 01:14:48,334 Don't try it, Antonio. Tell it how you like. 885 01:14:48,792 --> 01:14:52,334 The truth is that in two weeks your students will have the exam 886 01:14:52,542 --> 01:14:53,792 and so you abandon them. 887 01:14:54,126 --> 01:14:55,459 I do what I do best. 888 01:15:06,709 --> 01:15:07,792 Hey. 889 01:15:21,876 --> 01:15:22,792 Prof. 890 01:15:33,376 --> 01:15:34,209 Prof. 891 01:15:45,417 --> 01:15:46,417 Fanfulla. 892 01:15:49,792 --> 01:15:51,001 Do they have lessons down here? 893 01:15:52,292 --> 01:15:53,417 Come, I need you. 894 01:15:58,334 --> 01:16:00,042 - Goliath? - What is it? 895 01:16:00,251 --> 01:16:02,042 Come on, I'm forming a team. 896 01:16:07,834 --> 01:16:09,459 You go ahead, I'll catch up with you. 897 01:16:26,459 --> 01:16:30,417 And now, my dear Luca, I'll give you a good lesson. 898 01:16:36,376 --> 01:16:39,751 Anyway, about the equipment written authorization would be required, 899 01:16:40,709 --> 01:16:43,001 or the registered H75 form. 900 01:16:45,001 --> 01:16:50,584 Why doesn't this thing work? Why don't you send it? 901 01:16:51,126 --> 01:16:54,792 It will be a stack error, or a question of memory, right? 902 01:16:56,126 --> 01:16:59,667 To hell, yes: a lot anyway This school closes anyway. 903 01:17:07,876 --> 01:17:10,834 Or more likely, the network cable disconnected. 904 01:17:57,126 --> 01:18:03,376 How do you judge a professor? With one vote? A number? 905 01:18:04,376 --> 01:18:06,667 How it is established the value of a teacher? 906 01:18:08,376 --> 01:18:09,792 From the number of promoted people? 907 01:18:10,917 --> 01:18:12,209 Or from that of those who failed? 908 01:18:13,917 --> 01:18:17,876 A colleague once told me: "you know, I'm strict but precise," 909 01:18:18,084 --> 01:18:20,792 "I look at the arithmetic mean, I had to fail twenty out of twenty-five." 910 01:18:21,459 --> 01:18:24,834 Accurate? You are incompetent. 911 01:18:26,334 --> 01:18:29,167 Because that's not all that matters you can count, 912 01:18:30,292 --> 01:18:32,584 and not everything that can be counted counts. 913 01:18:33,376 --> 01:18:35,959 This isn't mine. It's Einstein's. 914 01:18:37,292 --> 01:18:38,667 Because the school I believe in 915 01:18:39,584 --> 01:18:43,542 It's the one that makes you experience every lesson with the body, the mind, the spirit. 916 01:18:45,959 --> 01:18:48,376 Because the desire to learn, to know, to know 917 01:18:48,709 --> 01:18:52,334 It's the most beautiful game that we are given to play. 918 01:18:54,709 --> 01:18:57,334 Maybe our methods they seemed a little strange to you. 919 01:18:58,209 --> 01:19:00,167 But I guarantee you that we did everything 920 01:19:00,376 --> 01:19:02,334 to convey to you what we believe in. 921 01:19:04,334 --> 01:19:08,334 School serves to train thought, to imagine a better world. 922 01:19:09,959 --> 01:19:11,959 And he passes down the poems to love him. 923 01:19:13,792 --> 01:19:16,834 And he teaches languages ​​to know it. 924 01:19:18,376 --> 01:19:21,417 And forge a strong body to go through it. 925 01:19:21,876 --> 01:19:24,334 And it provides the elements to build it. 926 01:19:24,834 --> 01:19:26,167 All the elements. 927 01:19:31,917 --> 01:19:37,209 When you look back on these years, 928 01:19:38,876 --> 01:19:41,251 they will have been the most beautiful ones in your life. 929 01:19:42,209 --> 01:19:47,084 It happens to everyone like this. It even happened to me. 930 01:19:49,959 --> 01:19:53,876 And not a single day goes by that I you do not wish to return to those benches 931 01:19:54,459 --> 01:20:01,209 so much anxiety and fear and joy and friendship and joy and love they gave me. 932 01:20:03,459 --> 01:20:07,001 But I can't do it. Nobody can. 933 01:20:08,501 --> 01:20:13,084 Because those desks are now yours. Because this is your moment. 934 01:20:13,376 --> 01:20:15,209 And you have to live it to the fullest! 935 01:20:16,751 --> 01:20:22,042 Help us make you become people that tomorrow they will build a better world! 936 01:20:54,417 --> 01:20:55,917 This only means one thing. 937 01:20:58,001 --> 01:20:59,667 That the time has come to kiss. 938 01:21:00,584 --> 01:21:02,876 No. That you start studying seriously. 939 01:21:06,084 --> 01:21:10,334 - - We are Manzoni's people. 940 01:21:10,542 --> 01:21:15,292 - - And we passed the exam. 941 01:21:17,792 --> 01:21:19,042 Get up, lazy one. 942 01:21:19,376 --> 01:21:21,542 Come on, come on, it's time, come on, come on. 943 01:21:21,876 --> 01:21:25,209 Come on, Luca. Ciccio, roll. Go. 944 01:21:26,876 --> 01:21:28,334 Come on, let's begin! 945 01:21:28,834 --> 01:21:32,334 Guys, philosophy boils down to two large schools. 946 01:21:32,542 --> 01:21:34,417 Aristotelian and Platonic. 947 01:21:34,626 --> 01:21:37,084 The concrete world and the world of ideas. Everything else is pure academy. 948 01:21:37,667 --> 01:21:39,501 Incredible, I understand everything. 949 01:21:39,917 --> 01:21:42,209 But make him drink. Make him drink! 950 01:21:42,667 --> 01:21:44,501 Please help yourself as you wish. 951 01:21:44,751 --> 01:21:46,209 Are we sure it's not doping? 952 01:21:46,792 --> 01:21:51,251 All legal. Elixir Fanfulla. Distilled and patented. 953 01:21:54,334 --> 01:21:55,751 Silence, please. 954 01:22:07,459 --> 01:22:08,626 Cuttlefish bones. 955 01:22:09,667 --> 01:22:10,751 Do I graze? 956 01:22:11,251 --> 01:22:13,417 Mount them. 1925. 957 01:22:14,251 --> 01:22:15,667 Twenty-three lyrics. 958 01:22:39,334 --> 01:22:40,292 A little complicated, huh? 959 01:22:40,501 --> 01:22:42,209 What can we do? 960 01:22:42,834 --> 01:22:45,917 - It can be collected here. - Exact. What? 961 01:22:46,584 --> 01:22:50,584 - X to the second. - So let's take this away. 962 01:22:52,709 --> 01:22:54,084 X again, right. 963 01:22:56,709 --> 01:22:58,001 So, what do you get? 964 01:23:05,209 --> 01:23:06,126 Right? 965 01:23:07,084 --> 01:23:08,667 Very good, Claudia. 966 01:23:09,709 --> 01:23:10,917 Is there a Luca who proposes himself? 967 01:23:14,959 --> 01:23:16,167 What can we do here? 968 01:23:16,417 --> 01:23:19,417 When the situation is complicated, what can we do? 969 01:23:21,667 --> 01:23:23,209 It can be simplified. 970 01:23:25,501 --> 01:23:27,792 - For example, you throw it away... - So. 971 01:23:28,417 --> 01:23:30,292 Don't these other Xs bother us? 972 01:23:30,876 --> 01:23:31,917 Very much, professor. 973 01:23:32,251 --> 01:23:33,084 How do we remove them? 974 01:23:33,459 --> 01:23:35,001 Four divided by X is not possible. 975 01:23:35,459 --> 01:23:38,542 However, if we know that X tends to infinity, maybe yes, 976 01:23:38,751 --> 01:23:41,792 how much is a number divided infinite? 977 01:23:43,376 --> 01:23:44,459 Weren't you there that day? 978 01:23:45,334 --> 01:23:46,376 We're getting there. 979 01:23:46,626 --> 01:23:48,667 - Four divided by two? - Two. 980 01:23:48,876 --> 01:23:51,209 - Four divided by four?' - One. 981 01:23:51,417 --> 01:23:53,084 - Four divided by eight? - Half. 982 01:23:53,292 --> 01:23:55,334 Less and less. Four divided by infinity? 983 01:23:55,542 --> 01:23:56,626 - Zero. - So what? 984 01:23:56,834 --> 01:23:59,334 - So? - I remove all the X's. 985 01:24:00,626 --> 01:24:02,876 Five to zero, go! 986 01:24:03,417 --> 01:24:04,876 Does it remain? 987 01:24:35,709 --> 01:24:37,042 Too bad for you. 988 01:24:52,376 --> 01:24:54,667 - Sorry, good morning. - I'm not personally angry with you. 989 01:24:54,876 --> 01:24:59,042 - I find it at least questionable that... - What's going on? 990 01:24:59,459 --> 01:25:01,501 - Security system. - Who asked for it? 991 01:25:01,834 --> 01:25:05,709 It's all legal, here's the signature of the president of the examination commission 992 01:25:05,917 --> 01:25:08,417 who is technically superior to her. 993 01:25:09,084 --> 01:25:10,001 Who would it be? 994 01:25:12,459 --> 01:25:16,417 Hello, Carlo. Let's start with the searches. 995 01:25:19,751 --> 01:25:22,417 You have to understand that I know all your tricks. 996 01:25:23,459 --> 01:25:28,042 Wrist cartridge belt, on the waist. Pockets in underwear. 997 01:25:28,251 --> 01:25:33,209 Poker sleeve. Marcelletti's pacemaker. 998 01:25:33,459 --> 01:25:36,917 Student from Rovigo. High school diploma 1994. 999 01:25:37,126 --> 01:25:42,584 Cases with double bottom. Fake prostheses, casts. 1000 01:25:43,334 --> 01:25:47,251 Heel inserts. What did we find here? 1001 01:25:47,584 --> 01:25:50,167 Inhalers for asthmatics. 1002 01:25:52,501 --> 01:25:55,792 All communications with the outside have been discontinued. 1003 01:25:57,417 --> 01:26:00,042 Last year a student he tried with a drone. 1004 01:26:00,834 --> 01:26:02,084 Do you know how it ended? 1005 01:26:03,792 --> 01:26:05,209 Dejected. 1006 01:26:10,001 --> 01:26:11,126 Well, gentlemen. 1007 01:26:11,959 --> 01:26:18,334 You have five hours and twenty-six minutes. What do you think, will you make it? 1008 01:26:20,209 --> 01:26:21,459 What beautiful hair. 1009 01:26:22,167 --> 01:26:27,209 Rasta! Be careful, everything has fallen. 1010 01:26:27,542 --> 01:26:29,209 Take the thing, please. 1011 01:26:29,542 --> 01:26:30,501 Which fell... 1012 01:26:30,917 --> 01:26:32,042 He fell too... 1013 01:26:32,501 --> 01:26:34,209 Sorry, it's my fault. 1014 01:26:34,417 --> 01:26:36,292 Permission, let us pass. 1015 01:26:36,792 --> 01:26:37,876 Thank you. 1016 01:26:38,834 --> 01:26:43,209 Nice day, huh. Just a beautiful day! 1017 01:26:45,709 --> 01:26:49,626 My boys... in there fighting alone. 1018 01:26:50,084 --> 01:26:52,709 And how hard they worked! How good. 1019 01:26:52,959 --> 01:26:54,251 They gave it their all. 1020 01:26:54,459 --> 01:26:58,376 And us? Have we done enough? 1021 01:27:03,334 --> 01:27:05,042 Maybe I could have done more. 1022 01:27:06,626 --> 01:27:08,251 Perfect professors don't exist. 1023 01:27:10,501 --> 01:27:12,376 Those exist who have been through a lot, 1024 01:27:13,084 --> 01:27:17,584 those disillusioned, tired, nervous, those assholes. 1025 01:27:17,917 --> 01:27:19,876 The ones with everyone's problems. 1026 01:27:20,751 --> 01:27:23,084 But there are also professors that despite everything 1027 01:27:23,417 --> 01:27:24,542 they still believe it. 1028 01:27:25,042 --> 01:27:28,292 They try, stimulate, experiment, they have heart, in short, 1029 01:27:28,542 --> 01:27:32,751 because they are and always will be passionate professors. 1030 01:27:33,917 --> 01:27:35,626 You belong to this category. 1031 01:27:36,626 --> 01:27:38,042 I didn't know you 1032 01:27:40,001 --> 01:27:42,042 but I had the privilege to work with you. 1033 01:27:45,167 --> 01:27:46,834 So you make me cry. 1034 01:28:07,501 --> 01:28:08,751 It's really broken. 1035 01:28:10,501 --> 01:28:13,459 I do everything, This thing is incredible. 1036 01:28:35,959 --> 01:28:37,751 I lost my contact lens. 1037 01:28:39,792 --> 01:28:41,667 Let me look for the contact lens. 1038 01:28:43,292 --> 01:28:45,626 Sorry, you saw my contact lens? 1039 01:28:46,126 --> 01:28:47,417 I lost it, I don't... 1040 01:28:48,626 --> 01:28:53,626 If anyone were to find her let me know. 1041 01:28:57,126 --> 01:28:59,459 How hot. 1042 01:29:38,126 --> 01:29:39,667 Hey, Simone. 1043 01:29:53,292 --> 01:29:54,542 Cami, what is it? 1044 01:29:54,751 --> 01:29:58,209 I can't finish. It took my focus off. 1045 01:29:59,334 --> 01:30:00,209 I have this. 1046 01:30:00,959 --> 01:30:02,001 What do I do? 1047 01:30:02,792 --> 01:30:03,834 Claudia gave it to me. 1048 01:30:21,251 --> 01:30:22,209 What are you doing? 1049 01:30:23,626 --> 01:30:26,209 I'm stretching my legs. 1050 01:30:26,417 --> 01:30:28,209 - Trying to copy, huh? - I? No. 1051 01:30:28,876 --> 01:30:34,667 Gentlemen, I present to you... the first to fail in the exams. 1052 01:30:39,126 --> 01:30:43,417 - Enough now. - Hey, Cami. Cami. 1053 01:30:52,042 --> 01:30:53,792 Tell me, miss. I listen to it. 1054 01:30:56,042 --> 01:30:57,417 Camilla has nothing to say. 1055 01:32:00,626 --> 01:32:05,334 There are twenty-one of us in the class. Ten promoted. Less than 50%. 1056 01:32:19,959 --> 01:32:20,917 Manzoni is closing, guys. 1057 01:32:26,501 --> 01:32:27,667 Let's go outside for a moment. 1058 01:32:45,376 --> 01:32:48,167 One more. Just one more was enough. 1059 01:32:50,417 --> 01:32:53,417 A school closed another one opens. 1060 01:32:55,709 --> 01:32:56,626 Please. 1061 01:32:57,626 --> 01:32:59,876 Come and visit us. I will give you a discount. 1062 01:33:02,667 --> 01:33:05,001 I advise you to think twice. 1063 01:33:06,501 --> 01:33:08,584 If you want to find a job. 1064 01:33:20,251 --> 01:33:23,459 - Excuse me. - Now let's get some air. 1065 01:33:23,709 --> 01:33:26,167 Let's technically understand if this is a thing 1066 01:33:26,376 --> 01:33:29,501 and also on a legal level in reality it could be done. 1067 01:33:45,917 --> 01:33:47,126 Principal. 1068 01:33:49,209 --> 01:33:51,167 There is an urgent fax for you. 1069 01:33:51,667 --> 01:33:52,626 Already? 1070 01:34:04,667 --> 01:34:07,542 Professor, Would you like to read aloud please? 1071 01:34:10,751 --> 01:34:14,459 "Following your request, the ministerial commission" 1072 01:34:14,667 --> 01:34:17,751 "expel and suspend the student Luca Pagliarulo" 1073 01:34:19,001 --> 01:34:22,459 "with retroactive effect starting from the request." 1074 01:34:22,667 --> 01:34:26,126 - It's not possible. - What does it mean? 1075 01:34:26,792 --> 01:34:31,917 It means that Luca he couldn't take the exam. 1076 01:34:33,584 --> 01:34:36,584 I reported it to the Ministry, they shut me down sixty-six hours inside the basement! 1077 01:34:36,792 --> 01:34:41,334 And they ordered his expulsion! 1078 01:34:41,542 --> 01:34:42,876 And if I remember correctly, 1079 01:34:44,251 --> 01:34:47,126 the Ministry asked for 50% of those passed in the exam. 1080 01:34:48,626 --> 01:34:50,959 And removing Luca... 1081 01:34:51,501 --> 01:34:54,542 50% of those promoted! 1082 01:35:06,001 --> 01:35:07,959 Prof, what's happening? 1083 01:35:08,667 --> 01:35:12,209 It's happening that you saved Manzoni! You are a hero! 1084 01:35:16,292 --> 01:35:18,417 - Now the time has come. - But of what? 1085 01:35:22,834 --> 01:35:24,626 Luca! Luca! Luca! 1086 01:35:28,376 --> 01:35:31,376 Excuse me! Technically it would all be thanks to me. 1087 01:35:31,584 --> 01:35:34,042 Luca! Luca! Luca! 1088 01:36:34,459 --> 01:36:42,459 Here they are. I told you. Every year. Every year!